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Barack Obama nicknames: THE OFFICIAL REPOSITORY

Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-MN, American Hero

puny-dicked types such as Keith Olberman, Jonathan Alder and putrid-breath over at Richmond Democrat have their little pink frilly panties in a bunch over her calls for an “orderly revolution.” Oooooh! they whine, but ‘we won!’  That means we can do whatever we want, tax you little turds to death, buy votes with tax payers’ money, institute a one world government, and you can’t do a damn thing about it!”

Newsflash for Blue Commonwealth: NOBODY watched the Obama propaganda conference

And all you other idiots who think Eric Cantor has some obligation to watch the Commander in Diapers give a teleprompter address. Wake up, dumbass.  It wasn’t just Cantor who blew it off–it was the entire nation, and the entire world, that gave a collective yawn while you were having an O-O-OOOO-Obasm with the hand-picked and scripted propaganda fest. UPDATE–Jammiewearingfool : “Maybe I’m missing something, but is there a requirement that the House Minority Whip has to watch Obama read off his oversized TelePrompter?” If you want to criticize Eric, criticize his taste in concerts! How gay.

And you continue to casitgate Cantor for not having any principles because he voted along with the Democraps on the AIG Bonus issue? That’s like Obama’s butt boy calling out Obama’s fart catcher for sticking too close to his master’s ass. Of course Cantor had no principles. But neither do any of the Democraps who voted for the bill. Grow a brain you ignorant retard. Every time you diss him, you diss yourself and all other democraps.

Here’s to you moderates and RINOs out there

YOU WANT TO SUPPORT OBAMA? JOIN THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.

“A new Quinnipiac poll shows former Rep. Pat Toomey (R) crushing Sen. Arlen Specter (R-PA) in a Republican primary, 41% to 27% with 28% still undecided.”

“Overall Pennsylvania voters have a 45% to 31% favorable opinion of Sen. Specter, but he gets a 47% to 29% unfavorable score from Republicans.”

“Voters approve 52 – 33 percent of the job Specter is doing, with a 71 – 16 percent positive score from Democrats and a 41 – 37 percent boost from independent voters, off-setting a 52 – 36 percent disapproval from Republicans. This is Specter’s highest approval among Democrats and lowest approval among Republicans since Quinnipiac University began polling Pennsylvania in 2002.”

Please, God, let the primary be held tomorrow. Not possible? Then please let the voters remember what this bastard did.

Nearly 65,000 sign petition protesting President Obama commencement address

at University of Notre Dame.  “Notre Dame has chosen prestige over principles, popularity over morality,” the petition reads.

KILL A BLACK MAN IN VIRGINIA, GET 10 YEARS

If you are white. And it occurs in Powhatan County. “Heh heh. It was an ‘accident.’   Sure, I shot into his car with a rifle several times, but I really didn’t mean to do it.”

All John Doe has to say to the Parrish punks: Enjoy your short time in prison, punks. Don’t bend over in the shower, and here’s $5.00 and a pack of cigarettes to the first thug who sticks a shank into you.  Now THAT would be justice.

Obama Administration wants MORE power

Washington Post: “The Obama administration is considering asking Congress to give the Treasury secretary unprecedented powers to initiate the seizure of non-bank financial companies, such as large insurers, investment firms and hedge funds, whose collapse would damage the broader economy, according to an administration document. The government at present has the authority to seize only banks.”

The Gang That Can’t Shoot Straight wants more power? The President who can’t even put together a Cabinet wants more power? Turbo-tax Timmy Geithner, the guy who can’t even pay his income taxes, wants the power to decide whether to seize privately owned companies? Are you freakin kiddin me?

AIG paid me a $30 million bonus

Message to Andrew Cuomo: “KISS MY WHITE HONKEY ASS! I’m not giving a penny of it back. You can pry my AIG bonus out of my cold, dead hands. I’ll take my money and flee this formerly great country before I voluntarily give back a dime.  But watch your back while you are trying. Money can buy lots of things. This is AMERICA, you God-damned greaseball: We don’t allow Attorney Generals to attack our citizens for earning bonuses. Now, to you and the members of Congress and the Senate who allowed me and others to earn these bonuses, I have this to say: ‘Come before the American people and take that deep bow and say I’m sorry and then either do one of two things: resign or go commit suicide.’”

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