Is yours “too small”? Too embarrassed to shower at the gym after your work out? Always fearful that your significant other looks longingly at other blog sites? Then you, too, could be suffering from the dreaded “Site Meter Envy!” [Damn. I thought I had invented a new term, but when I googled it I found somebody had already beat me to it.]
Now we have a cure for it! For only $29.95 we will cure you of this dreaded disease. [Or just read the rest of this comment.] Of course, you could be like idiot liberal blog sites such as Blew Virginia or Blow Commonwealth, or faux conservative blogs such as Little Dougie Mataconehead’s Blow the Beltway and just post every 15 minutes all day every day. [Can you say "unemployed" Little Dougie? I know you can!] Using their strategy, you don’t really have to post anything using any real thought, or add any value to what you post! Hell no, just find crap off other liberal sites, add a couple of sentences, and overwhelm the sheeple with bulk. Fifty pounds of bulk un-cooked white rice beats a gourmet meal any day, right Blow Virginia? But hey, if it makes the Site Meter go cha-ching, that’s all that matters! Overwhelm them crap and they won’t notice that you are feeding them bullshit and calling it prime rib, right Blew Commonwealth?
Sure, you could try that approach. But for those of you who aren’t really unemployed, or who actually want to add quality to the blogosphere, try writing about something that you care about. Instead of just cutting and pasting what other dipshits wrote, ala Uncle Lowell over at RockDem*, try thinking for yourself. Then, if the Site Meter sky-rockets through the stratosphere, at least you can be proud that it went through the roof because of what you did, instead of having to give the credit to some other flunky. Now get out there and create something original you God-forsaken pukes. How the hell am I supposed to correct your erroneous thought process if you aren’t actually thinking?
* I swear to God they have never had an original thought over at RockDem in all the times I’ve ever bothered to read their trash. I only go there to point out what idiots they are from time to time.