Dan Rather has the exclusive video to prove it. We held off making this post until almost 11:00 a.m. Hopefully you have already had your breakfast–seeing Arianna with a strap on cell phone and stillettos isn’t pretty. It was a three way phone conference. What did you think I meant?

How deed jew like zee way my blog attacked zee Faux Snewz reeportair? John Geebson?

You are THE WOMAN Arianna! Now THAT’S “the Chicago waaay!”

[Obama turns sinister] Now, what can we do to Limbaugh, Hannity and Coulter? As Rahm says, “I WANT THEM DEAD! DEAD!!!! DO YOU HEAR ME?? DEEEEAAAAAAAAD!!!!

Calm down, boy. I bought you, I paid for you, I made you. I can break you. You do what I say, when I say it. And leave the thinking to me. [sheesh. Uppity negro!]