Texas FLDS compound raid report dumped on Christmas Eve

…”if Texas officials are going to launch a paramilitary raid every time a 15-year-old girl gets pregnant, they’re going to need to hire some more SWAT police.”

If Sarah Palin was boinking a newspaper publisher

Would the NY Times report it? Hmmm. They sure printed crap about McCain and some lobbyist. How about if it was their OWN publisher, Arthur “Pinch” Sulzberger and Princess Caroline of Camelot???

Look real close

What do you see?

Sometimes a guy just needs a little…

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Are gays tolerant?

“The gay community attacked both the pope and [Rev] Warren with gusto [this past week].

Happy Kwanzaa!

 

They don’t make ‘em like this any more

Scientists are idiots

Stick to what you do best–running scientific tests. Let the adults determine what conclusions to make from the results of those tests. And for crying out loud, step away from the “computer models.” “SCIENTISTS have warned that Christmas lights are bad for the planet due to huge electricity waste and urged people to get energy efficient festive bulbs.”