Daily Archives: December 24, 2008

Texas FLDS compound raid report dumped on Christmas Eve

…”if Texas officials are going to launch a paramilitary raid every time a 15-year-old girl gets pregnant, they’re going to need to hire some more SWAT police.” Continue reading

If Sarah Palin was boinking a newspaper publisher

Would the NY Times report it? Hmmm. They sure printed crap about McCain and some lobbyist. How about if it was their OWN publisher, Arthur “Pinch” Sulzberger and Princess Caroline of Camelot??? Continue reading

Look real close

What do you see?

What do you see?

Sometimes a guy just needs a little… Continue reading

Get your certified CARBON OFFSETS here!

74951953You: a whiney sniveling liberal an ecologically sensative soul who believes all that horseshit irrefutable proof about man-made global warming, and every time you fly you feel like the slimey hypocrit that everybody knows you are.

Me: a devious An enterprising young man who just wants to ease your conscience and allow you the guilt free flight to that global warming summit of your dreams. For only $200 per trip, I’ll sell you our new Quadruple Certified INDULGENCES/Carbon offsets.”   Only our Carbon offsets have the alGore extra-green seal of approval. Accept no substitutes!  And it is easy! Continue reading

Are gays tolerant?

“The gay community attacked both the pope and [Rev] Warren with gusto [this past week]. Continue reading

Happy Kwanzaa!

 

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They don’t make ‘em like this any more

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