Who says they don’t “protest” in China?

THEY HAD ME UNTIL THEY MENTIONED SKINNING CATS AND COOKING THEM ALIVE. Sounds impossible.

“Adopt a clitoris”

Paypal is accepted. Sometimes, you just can’t make stuff up that is as weird as real life. 

Princess Caroline is a dumb bitch

OMG! Lieberals claimed that Gov Palin is stupid and un-prepared. Princess Caroline makes Palin look like a rocket scientist. Read some of the stupid remarks she made. Whoever is her lieberal handler should shut her up. NOW.

Helen Jones-Kelly, the “Ohio Official” who screwed Joe the Plumber still doesn’t get it

She abused her position of trust within the Ohio government to obtain information on a private citizen–she used the power of the state to spy on him.  All the liberals whiiiiiiiiiiiined when GWB allowed wire tapping to listen in to incoming calls from suspected terrorists. His motive? TO SAVE THE USA FROM TERRORISM. Her motive? To help a fellow black Democrat win office. Oh, yeah, did I mention that she was black? How many people know that? It is coincidentally never mentioned by the media. Just another liberal Ho tryin to help a Bro out.