Because I can

One MORE for the road…

The PUK Awards are out

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Froma Harrop, liberal trollop

For the one or two people in America who still don’t read “Hot Air”, here is yet another reason why you should [although it HAS gone to shit since Michelle sold it].  I laughed my fucking ass off. And the funny thing is, this bitch is sooooooooo fucking stupid that she does not see the irony hypocrisy in what she says. 

http://hotair.com/archives/2012/01/13/must-watch-daily-show-destroys-liberal-columnist-over-civility-hypocrisy/

!I support Newt’s attacks on Romney

I am un-decided which candidate I favor in the primary, but I’m firmly in the “anybody but Romney” camp. Funny, last election I favored Romney over McCain and that idiot Huckleberry what’s his name. But now that more conservative politicians are running, I favor any of them (except that moon-bat Ron Paul).  And I think that Newt should continue being a man and attack Romney for his work at Bain.

It is not often that I disagree with Rush, but I do not see Newt’s attack on Romney as anti-capitalist, or befitting a leftist, or pandering to the 99%ers against the 1%ers.  It is a valid criticism that should be brought up in the primaries. If it makes Romney un-electable, let’s find out now.  Obama is going to throw it in his face and Romney needs to learn to handle it.  Primaries are for vetting candidates.  Al Gore first brought up the “Willie Horton” charges against Dukakkis. 

What a man does for a career says much about who he is. If Romney made millions selling porn magazines or boot-legging whiskey, attacks on his career would not be considered anti-capitalism (well, if his name was Kennedy and he lived in Massachusetts the latter would be off-limits as a line of attack).  It sounds to me like  Romney was the epitome of “Edward” in “Pretty Woman,” continually buying businesses and then gutting them and selling their parts and killing off jobs.

Republicans are being stupid again. We are allowing the lamestream media to pick our candidate for us again. Remember how the press adored McCain in the primaries? Then they vicously turned on him once he became our candidate? They are doing the same to Romney. Never vetting him, not saying anything negative about him, lulling us into nominating him.

Also, conservatives split their votes last time, many stupid asses going for Huckleface and others for Romney, giving the nomination to McCain on a silver platter. And the Republicans are doing the same old bull shit about nominating the next in line, ala Bob Dole, Gerald Ford  and McCain.  STOP! Romney only won ONE election in his life, as a liberal in Taxachusetts. He refused to run for a second term because  he was so unpopular.

I say get all the conservative candidates together (except Paul–ban him from the party) NOW and get them to band behind a single candidate and all others drop out.  Let’s coalesce around a more conservative candidate and defeat the more liberal candidate. And yes, I am taking for granted that Romney is a liberal. Who the fuck does not believe that? He’s from Massachusetts, for Gawd’s sake. Stop this Obama-lite dude in his cardigan tracks now before it is too late.

Don’t make me stay home come election day. I ain’t holding my breath and voting for the lesser of two evils–as I did in the last presidential election–EVER AGAIN.

p.s. WTF? pandering to the blacks much? http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/01/romney-gives-unemployed-woman-cash-on-ropeline/

Fucking Moron of the Month

This dirty stinking bastard calls himself a Rabbi.  I call him our fucking Moron of the Month:

…”If Tebow wins the Super Bowl, against all odds, it will buoy his faithful, and emboldened faithful can do insane things, like burning mosques, bashing gays and indiscriminately banishing immigrants.  While America has become more inclusive since Jerry Falwell’s first political forays, a Tebow triumph could set those efforts back considerably….” 

What’s black and white and red all over?

From “The Looking Spoon”

Michelle’s more smarter than her…

(sung to the old tune of “My dog’s smarter than yer dog”)

Michelle’s more smarter than Sarah is,

Michelle’s more ssmmarter than she is,

Michelle’s more smarterthanmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Michelle’s got littler boobs than…

Michelle’s got littler boooooobs,

But I’m fat and I have  bigger boobs than Michell does,

I’m a fat fucking bimbo,

So Michelle’s more smarter than me!

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Stealing $1.2 Billion: So easy, even a cave man can do it…

 

Don’t you DARE pull that GEICO shit on me!  I’m a “progressive.” I advise Obamster on the economy. I’m hip. I’ve got 326,000 kazillion dollars worth of gold hidden in offshore accounts. Yeah, I look and act like a cave man, but I’m a demoncrap, so nobody will do a damn thing. See you in hell, M’F ers.

Kevin Smith, RB for Detroit Lions: Feel Good Story of The Week

Sure, sure, we all hate when pro athletes get too big for their britches, and demand gazillion dollar contracts, and then go in the tank for the rest of the year (can you say Chrissy Johnson of the Titans?).  Some grind their teeth when some million dollar baby makes a freakin first down when his team is hopelessly behind in the fourth quarter and he celebrates as though he just scored the game winning T.D. in over time.  Others are really grated when some over-paid prima donna refuses to give a kid his autograph. Well, to somewhat counteract those feelings, I give you Kevin Smith.  Here’s how he celebrated his best game evuh.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yup, that’s him thanking God.  You see, he was out of football, not offered a job by any of the thirty two professional teams. He was not offered a contract by the Lions this year, and nobody else wanted him. He had the choice to either keep working out religiously ever day, five days a week, or to move on with his life and give up his dream of playing football. He stuck to his dream, got a shot when Detroit’s top two running backs got injured, and the rest is history.